I could go into a lot of detail about how I am a serial killer, rob banks and terrorise small dogs… but I’d be lying. Instead just take take it from me that I don’t eat babies or puppy dogs!

Note:

You may see references in this blog to a person called Paul Churchley… well, having said I am not a serial killer (honest!) but I did kill off Paul Churchley. He used to me me but circumstances meant he had to go and Paul Moxhay took his place in his body. It is a weird feeling being someone else but I am getting used to it.